Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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