It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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