Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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