and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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