Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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