okay pat passed out under dana's car
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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