he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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