very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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