why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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