Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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