I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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