in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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