thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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