She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
