what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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