She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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