There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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