i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
soo... how was my night?
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