The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
