so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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