Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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