Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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