But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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