mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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