Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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