True but thats because hes a fetus.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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