nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Randomize
