Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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