Where are you?
In a non slutty way
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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