I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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