This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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