Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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