At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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