You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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