If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I still have a little drunk in my system
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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