when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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