Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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