its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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