Have you finally orgasmed yet?
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
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