4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Every concussion has its silver lining
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize