He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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