Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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