ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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