i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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