If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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