? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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