Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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