I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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