I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I CAN MOONWALK!
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
