He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
His nipple licking is glorious
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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