Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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