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Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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