please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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