And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Randomize