Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
nutella sex= disaster
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
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