Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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