In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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