I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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